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Thu, 23 May 2013 20:16:51 -0400

osamah: THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:55:27 -0400

osamah:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE

bepeu: it’s 7:40am and i camt stop laughing abt carrot

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:53:46 -0400

bepeu:

it’s 7:40am and i camt stop laughing abt carrot

wintertigress: yes that was exactly what i was looking for...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:25:55 -0400

wintertigress:

yes that was exactly what i was looking for thank you

clydebarrows: clydebarrows: screaming like a virgin in the living room at one in the morning is a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:58:01 -0400

clydebarrows:

clydebarrows:

screaming like a virgin in the living room at one in the morning is a perfectly normal activity idk what you’re talking about.

i just realized how problematic this sentence is without the song title in italics.

chaztheweasel:

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:15:05 -0400

chaztheweasel:

melisshaha: dragon dog?

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:55:45 -0400

melisshaha:

dragon dog?

bubblelumps: 1000notes: comedraco: twyll: good posts with a long string of terrible...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:44:08 -0400

bubblelumps:

1000notes:

comedraco:

twyll:

good posts with a long string of terrible comments

good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

cloudydrake: cloudydrake: arcaneseamstress: nymphominatrix: m...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:37:36 -0400

cloudydrake:

cloudydrake:

arcaneseamstress:

nymphominatrix:

made this transparent

I love you, sea pancake.

yes, two chances to reblog sea pancake twice in one night. excellent.

zeloismybaby: kindred-spiritss: hamfarto: dildos-and-debutantes: rescuerhera: thejoshinator: mp...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:54:21 -0400

zeloismybaby:

kindred-spiritss:

hamfarto:

dildos-and-debutantes:

rescuerhera:

thejoshinator:

mpregbert:

ghostgiggles:

if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works

how the fuck do you play the mayonnaise

ask Patrick Star

ifyouhadwings: zip-a-dee-lady: but can any of you top this...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:38:19 -0400

ifyouhadwings:

zip-a-dee-lady:

but can any of you top this sims glitch?

yet another unrealistic standard for women

morrissarty: cheeky-jackharries: avatar-rokuu: veryscarytwist: how am i supposed to concentrate...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:48:50 -0400

morrissarty:

cheeky-jackharries:

avatar-rokuu:

veryscarytwist:

how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS

AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS

AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS

what

iraffiruse: Frozach Submitted

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:31:49 -0400

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

robertoluongo: in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:04:42 -0400

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

badgoku14: maybebat: badgoku14: real girls have curves. like a NASCAR track. real girls collide...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:27:12 -0400

badgoku14:

maybebat:

badgoku14:

real girls have curves. like a NASCAR track. real girls collide at almost 200mph sending debris flying into the stands injuring spectators

Omfg
Every woman is a real woman
Not having a certain amount of body fat doesn’t make you any less of a woman goddammit

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Wed, 22 May 2013 21:24:06 -0400

iguanamouth: iguanamouth: w hat do snakes use for protection ANACONDOMS!!!!!

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:11:05 -0400

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

w hat do snakes use for protection

ANACONDOMS!!!!!

durik: hyungstrider: i will not accept anon hate unless its in MLA format

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:48:29 -0400

durik:

hyungstrider:

i will not accept anon hate unless its in MLA format

partybarackisinthehousetonight: show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:21:54 -0400

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity

thequeenstons: bisubboy: thequeenstons: horny has become less of a mood for me and more of a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:37:03 -0400

thequeenstons:

bisubboy:

thequeenstons:

horny has become less of a mood for me and more of a personality trait

I, literally, cannot remember the last time I didn’t feel horny. I’m pretty sure it would have had to have been before puberty, but I was oddly fascinated by my own sexuality even as a young child. I can remember learning to masturbate to (dry, obviously) orgasm at about 3-4.

Thanks.